Friday Frivolities: Twerking, swording, drinking, marbling and a two litre of Mountain Dew

I’ll admit that it feels great to know it’s not just me
http://www.clickhole.com/article/it-turns-out-enough-you-have-googled-pikachu-breas-4327
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This is the reason I won’t be at work on Monday. Or ever again.
These kids and their dance moves. I’m out.
They said playing with swords would make me look foolish. Well who’s laughing now?
Redneck at the chili cookoff
All right then. Goodbye.