Strange things sometimes happen in bars.

*Scorch*

“Did you know that a piggie’s top speed can be around 9km/hr? Not me, I have gone a bit overboard on the carbs lately and need to lighten up, so I go even slower.”

We’d also ask her what she thinks of Idealog.

“So all of this is poison. Expensive, delicious poison.”

You have to admire her bravery.