"Reports of an armed cat this morning were unfounded. The feline was contacted by our canine and was determined to be in possession of a non-lethal branch. The cat was given a verbal warning for posing with what could be mistaken as an assault rifle while wearing poor camouflage attire."
Apparently, wedding llamas are a thing.
"Throwing like a girl" shouldn't always be an insult.
Not so sure about that.
We may or may not be able to relate.
Dinner = sorted.
Wanna marry a complete stranger? Apply here.