If you celebrated thanksgiving this year, we hope you enjoyed that turkey mixed with the bone crushing tension that can only come from years of ignored family issues and festering regret. If not, there’s always Christmas.
I scream, you scream, and plop plop, baby
It turns out you’ve been pooping wrong all along. But not anymore, thanks to the Squatty Potty. And the good news is it’s not just for excretally talented unicorns. It’s also for bloated lords and haemorrhoidal ladies.
The new planking: #condomchallenge
The latest inane challenge sweeping social media is the condom challenge.
あかん、ほんまに爆笑した。 成功ではないけど完璧に成功よりも成功やわ…笑 コンドームかぶったジャムおじさんみたいなってる。笑 たまらなくおもしろい。 pic.twitter.com/Y4GH74d2qX— たけるやで！.3/6 (@GokigenTakeru) November 15, 2015
Not content to leave the stupidity online, we tried it ourselves with digital editor Jonathan Cotton in the wet seat – with objectively poor results.
Just because they’re not in shape, doesn’t mean they haven’t got skills. Such as? Well there’s the 'double step skip', the 'pen twirl' and the '340 degree twist', for starters.
Love kitties but can’t stand looking at their badonkadonk? Well constantly seeing your cat’s bung is no longer a mandatory part of cat ownership. What a time to be alive!
Have a great weekend.