I suspect there’s a think tank somewhere, probably in a secret lab under a volcano, where editors who have turned to the dark side sit with dictionaries coming up with new and vile ways to ruin language.
Does anyone else find it tricky to maintain 100 percent cleanliness in the language stakes?
Dictionaries are my porn. I keep a thesaurus under the mattress.
Mangled English often yields hysterical results, and even word nerds aren't immune.