Missing: Mr S. Monkey
By Ben Gibb,
Last Friday night the Idealog team did battle at the magazine awards and while we came back with a few awards we lost the smallest member of the Idealog sales team, Mr S. Monkey. Last seen draped over Adrian's 'Designer of the Year' award. He might have made it to the Khuja Lounge but nobody's sure. He's been instrumental in every deal we've done. He's loud but we miss him. If you've seen the little guy please contact us. If you abducted him a reward is offered for his safe return. If you've hired him great hire!
Comments
Monkey Catcher
i iS hA5 GºtT3d Ur mUnKey. hE i5 b3InG tReatD Nic3[i5H]. hE e4ts aLot Off bnAnAnA5 grrr ! iF yOu i5 W4nTn H1S baCk… PubLi5H tHe siTe.. oR tH3 mUnk3Y g3ts iT.
Ben Gibb
Ok, we understand what you want and I'd like to assure you we're doing everything we can at this end to meet your demands so please don't do anything rash. But we can't do anything without proof of life. Can you please send us a picture of the Monkey with todays herald. Then we can work something out.
Monkey Catcher
3ven 4 IcKL3 mUnKey has T4s†e … hE tEll5 Me hE wUd nøT b3 s33n [EvEn DED] wItH tHe "NZ Herald" In hi5 liTTle mUnKey paw5. Gøød bøy ¡¡… hURRy !! tHi5 liTTle beGGer e4t5 a hOLe løt off mY friGGin nan4n4nanaz… grrr ¡¡ I iz nøt lø4Ded wiTh nanananz ! grrrr
Monkey Catcher
oH & iF i gOttA h3ar "1 banananaz, 2 banananaz, 3 banananaz, FoUR" oNe MorE FrIgG3N tiMe… I i5 gOnnA s3RiOusLy gO "Ap3 shIt"… [nO pUn i5 wAs inTend3d]. i i5 jUst NaTruAlly fUnNy.
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